A high school love note that might make you pro-abstinence.

[johnnydawg68]

haha, in tears here!

http://www.happyplace.com/14850/high-schooler-writes-sex-obsessed-love-note

 

[ijjysmith]

Good god.

It made me hungry.

 

[TigerLily]

Another thread where this will be relevant:

 

[bluejock]

Who said romance was dead?

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

That's what I hate about Sebastian, he always skirts around the issue.

 

[johnnydawg68]

"I'm gonna cut to the chase...I wanna bone. Hard".

"Let's put my sausage in your oven and cook us a fukin casserolle"!

Classic.

 

[johnnydawg68]

That's what I hate about Sebastian, he always skirts around the issue.

The kid's got confidence, I'll give him that.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

The kid's got confidence, I'll give him that.

He's got to be a high school legend after that, surely.

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

'Nik'? You been writing love notes to tigerlily?

 

[Hibbosculturedrightboot]

the guy has to be the love child of Dick Valentine from electric six. I actually thought they were e6 lyrics for a moment

 

[ijjysmith]

Just realised, not even a kiss on the end.

Classy lad.

 

[somuchfun]

Just realised, not even a kiss on the end.

Classy lad.

A tru playa fo sho.

 

[johnnydawg68]

I think the illustration at the top gives it that little extra bit of specialness. Just in case Amy didn't quite grasp the point of the letter, she can refer to the diagram at the top.

 

[somuchfun]

I'd send my colleagues notes like that.

 

[padefc]

were laughing here but i bet he nailed it