A Christmas dilemma

[Woolly Blue]

Can mods be negged?

Yes mate they can, but Groucho's right, crackling is cack.

 

[roydo]

Yes mate they can, but Groucho's right, crackling is cack.

Can we? I have posted some utter drivel in certain threads, well most actually, assuming some sort of diplomatic immunity ffs.

And you are both wrong. Crackling is ace. Unless it is all limp and rubbery.

 

[Woolly Blue]

Can we? I have posted some utter drivel in certain threads, well most actually, assuming some sort of diplomatic immunity ffs.

There's no immunity, @Bungle and @Bryan neg me on a regular basis.

Crackling is ace. Unless it is all limp and rubbery.

*negged

 

[roydo]

There's no immunity, @Bungle and @Bryan neg me on a regular basis.



*negged

*gulp*

 

[Tramps_mate]

I can't afford a neg war. Bungle negged me for pineapple agin the other day...

 

[Woolly Blue]

I can't afford a neg war. Bungle negged me for pineapple agin the other day...

Deservedly so too.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Hello

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I've negged a mod before. Several times in fact.

Must admit i felt kinda scared.

 

[Tramps_mate]

Deservedly so too.

Just spent 25 minutes cleaning sick up off of a child and bed... Ace!!

 

[Tramps_mate]

I've negged a mod before. Several times in fact.

Must admit i felt kinda scared.

But strangely aroused?

 

[Kurt.]

So. Plan is for Mrs R and I to spend Christmas day on our own. Bliss.

So a few days ago, I bought a small frozen turkey.

Got home last night, and her Dad, (ex farmer), had dropped round a spare fresh turkey, cos otherwise it would be wasted. Trouble is, this fresh one is nearly 17 lb. So basically massive, and could easily feed 12.

Anyone who needed such a large bird would have got one by now, so no point ringing round etc, and I doubt any homeless charities would have the kit to cook such a big one anyrate.

So what to do with 90% of a cooked turkey? A few sarnies, and some pickles and stuff on Boxing day aside, I cant really see us ever eating anywhere near all of it, so my initial thought is to slice is all up, freeze a bit, then see if charities/food banks and that would like the meat. But no idea where to start if I am honest.

Help.

RSPCA been informed.... A Turkey is not just for Christmas...... Hang your head in shame Roydo.

 

[wm02]

If you can't give it away, you can make it some Turkey Jerky.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Plant it and grow a turkey tree.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

But strangely aroused?

Well i did feel quite hard.

 

[Elong]

I ate a turkey by myself in one sitting once, NEA.