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The rain, it raineth every day
Ogham ?
Lol @ your jarg link.
Works for me.
So does eating 8,000 calories a day. Not for others though.
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
I don't even know what colon pipe stands for.
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Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
A mere snack
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1 cup of granola with ¾ cup of whole milk = 660 calories
Smoothie made with 1cup full fat coconut milk, 2 tbsp coconut oil, 1 avocado, 1 tbsp chia seeds, and 1 scoop whey protein = 1,294 calories
Total = 1,954 calories
Granola tends to be a not-so-secret calorie bomb, and a big bowl of it paired with full fat milk could set you back nearly 700 calories. Meanwhile, a smoothie concocted with omega-heavy ingredients like coconut, avocado, and chia seeds could add up to almost 1,300 calories. Each option would certainly make for a hearty breakfast on its own; together, you've just completed Meal One of the Bradley Cooper Diet.
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5 ounces of walnuts = 925 calories
A good rule to follow when chowing down on nuts is to take just one handful, which roughly equates to 1 ounce—a little less than 200 calories. The trick is to stop at just one: Were you to grab five handfuls of walnuts, your morning snack would probably run north of 900 calories.
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1.5 servings of Laksa Soup = 2,214 calories
James names Laksa, a hearty Malaysian soup, as a relatively healthy (not to mention delicious) lunch option—the ingredient list includes omega-heavy coconut cream, lots of veggies, rice noodles, and protein-packed shrimp and chicken. It's definitely calorie-rich, though, and this recipe looks so scrumptious, you might go back for a smaller second serving—if so, it'll add up to more than 2,000 calories.
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Yogurt bowl with 1 cup full fat Greek yogurt, 1 cup strawberries, ½ cup almonds, 1 tbsp ground flaxseed, and 1 tsp honey = 761 calories
A yogurt parfait makes for a delicious afternoon treat—but fully loading it with fruit and nuts could run it pretty steep in calories.
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Burger with cheddar cheese, a multigrain roll, veggies, and sauces = 600 calories
Medium (4.7 oz) serving of fries with ketchup = 497 calories
1 dinner roll with butter = 231 calories
¾ cup roasted green beans = 150 calories
2 glasses of red wine= 250 calories
Total = 1,728 calories
Splurge #1 of the day is a hefty burger with all the fixings: tomato, onion, cheddar cheese, ketchup, and Worcestershire sauce, and a decent side of fries (with more ketchup, please). If you snacked on the bread basket while you waited for your order, paired your entrée with a serving of veggies, and also drank a couple of restaurant-sized glasses of vino throughout, you're probably hovering around 1,700 calories—ironically, your lightest meal of the day (though certainly not your healthiest).
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DESSERT
Large brownie with a scoop of premium vanilla ice cream = 488 calories
If we're doin' it Bradley-style, we're about ready to fall into a food coma of epic proportions right now—but sometimes (always), dessert still calls. A restaurant-sized brownie topped with a big scoop (about ½ cup) of high quality vanilla ice cream clocks in at just under 500 calories.
DAILY TOTAL: 8,070 calories
Woolly Blue
Player Valuation: £80m
A mere snack
GETTY
1 cup of granola with ¾ cup of whole milk = 660 calories
Smoothie made with 1cup full fat coconut milk, 2 tbsp coconut oil, 1 avocado, 1 tbsp chia seeds, and 1 scoop whey protein = 1,294 calories
Total = 1,954 calories
Granola tends to be a not-so-secret calorie bomb, and a big bowl of it paired with full fat milk could set you back nearly 700 calories. Meanwhile, a smoothie concocted with omega-heavy ingredients like coconut, avocado, and chia seeds could add up to almost 1,300 calories. Each option would certainly make for a hearty breakfast on its own; together, you've just completed Meal One of the Bradley Cooper Diet.
GETTY
5 ounces of walnuts = 925 calories
A good rule to follow when chowing down on nuts is to take just one handful, which roughly equates to 1 ounce—a little less than 200 calories. The trick is to stop at just one: Were you to grab five handfuls of walnuts, your morning snack would probably run north of 900 calories.
GETTY
1.5 servings of Laksa Soup = 2,214 calories
James names Laksa, a hearty Malaysian soup, as a relatively healthy (not to mention delicious) lunch option—the ingredient list includes omega-heavy coconut cream, lots of veggies, rice noodles, and protein-packed shrimp and chicken. It's definitely calorie-rich, though, and this recipe looks so scrumptious, you might go back for a smaller second serving—if so, it'll add up to more than 2,000 calories.
GETTY
Yogurt bowl with 1 cup full fat Greek yogurt, 1 cup strawberries, ½ cup almonds, 1 tbsp ground flaxseed, and 1 tsp honey = 761 calories
A yogurt parfait makes for a delicious afternoon treat—but fully loading it with fruit and nuts could run it pretty steep in calories.
GETTY
Burger with cheddar cheese, a multigrain roll, veggies, and sauces = 600 calories
Medium (4.7 oz) serving of fries with ketchup = 497 calories
1 dinner roll with butter = 231 calories
¾ cup roasted green beans = 150 calories
2 glasses of red wine= 250 calories
Total = 1,728 calories
Splurge #1 of the day is a hefty burger with all the fixings: tomato, onion, cheddar cheese, ketchup, and Worcestershire sauce, and a decent side of fries (with more ketchup, please). If you snacked on the bread basket while you waited for your order, paired your entrée with a serving of veggies, and also drank a couple of restaurant-sized glasses of vino throughout, you're probably hovering around 1,700 calories—ironically, your lightest meal of the day (though certainly not your healthiest).
GETTY
DESSERT
Large brownie with a scoop of premium vanilla ice cream = 488 calories
If we're doin' it Bradley-style, we're about ready to fall into a food coma of epic proportions right now—but sometimes (always), dessert still calls. A restaurant-sized brownie topped with a big scoop (about ½ cup) of high quality vanilla ice cream clocks in at just under 500 calories?
DAILY TOTAL: 8,070 calories
I'm in awe.
A couple of years ago my missus calculated I generally get through 3500 to 4000 calories a day without putting weight on.
Apparently I'm either abnormal or have worms, quite possibly both.
Give me your DNA man. Splash it all over my face. No hang on not that way.
You might have AIDS.
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