6 prem players on HIV alert

[evertonianstu]

Think it was the People newspaper that ran with this story last week about a 'soccer groupie' who found she was HIV positive and had slept with 6 Prem footballers. Seems to have gone quiet but if there has been a clutch of footballers who have contracted this illness, it will be a shocker. Any further news this week? Have not heard anything myself other than that original article last sunday

 

[SLAVEN BILIC]

i reckon it's the players that are going to city, they're only going cos of the money. they need to fund the government to find a cure.
besides she sounds like a lovely girl you'd take home to ya mam.

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

 

[evertonianstu]

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

Not touching this topic with a 50ft barge pole

 

[Dutch Toffee]

The chances of Christiano Ronaldo being one of them must be over 95%. How many women did he have sex with again, according to his ex-girl friend?

 

[padefc]

any 1 who know who she is??got my suspitions who

 

[Azzbot]

I can confirm Steven Gerrard, Dirk Kuyt, Jamie Carragher, Ryan Babel, Pepe Reina and Xavi Alonso all got the disease after a wild night with an unnamed local **** called Fernando Torres.

 

[best little spaniard]

I can confirm Steven Gerrard, Dirk Kuyt, Jamie Carragher, Ryan Babel, Pepe Reina and Xavi Alonso all got the disease after a wild night with an unnamed local **** called Fernando Torres.

AKA Bruno

 

[parkendmaster]

Probably a load of rubbish. But that doesn't mean we can't speculate as to who it may be...

 

[Azzbot]

No need to speculate. Nailed on it's them 6, from that person.

 

[Screech]

What's Azzbot done now?

 

[ToffeeDan]

I was going to suggest Cri$tiano with his reputation..and yet he was never off injured....he must have had the Elixir - though he didn't give any of it to Rio.

Broadening the topic of PL players and their ailments - there's really been quite a lot of it about:

I wonder if there was another reason why a certain other number 7 in Blue with an "alcohol problem" never got off the old treatment table and wasn't "fit to start a game" in many a long year

Some other older less fit-and-able candidates emerge from Toontown as well.. maybe one of our six heard from another one that's there's a miracle cure in the Greater Manchester Region - including a bout of superstition.

Some recent movers in the Manchester area have definitely shown signs of a problem but in one particular case I thought a paper bag might have been useful....another one (potentially on the move) is harbouring under the claim of Swine Flu and Dimitar recently developed a sudden attack of Trenchfoot at Wembley at a most inconvenient moment. Meanwhile another man in red continue to be fat and ugly.

Over on Merseyside a one-club man develops St. Vitus's Dance outside a local bar and fails to disclose this to the local constabulary. Some people believe this was a rare strain of The Traore Dance which was believed to have been airborne in the sMellwood area - causing unpredictable (some would say entirely predictable) urges to fall over when approaching white-edged rectangles strategically placed at either end of a grass surface otherwise known as a football pitch - other's have suggested that a previous victim was Robbie Fowler.

Meanwhile in West London a virulent African strain of Tourettes breaks out suddenly late one evening in April. Back in Newcastle Joseph developed a desparate bout of exhibitionism (aka Hansen's Disease) bringing out an excessive level of pugilism and the need for more than an ASBO.

 

[a2b chris]

i reckon it's the players that are going to city, they're only going cos of the money. they need to fund the government to find a cure.
besides she sounds like a lovely girl you'd take home to ya mam.

I did hear a while ago that a recent city signing, was dating Wes Brown's brother!

 

[Number_25]

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