50 Shades Of Gray

[Blue 1]

I find it amusing when guys say that their other halves' have read it and now their sex lives are drastically improved - when a woman puts down a copy of that book and suggests sex she's going to be doing everything in her mental power to pretend she isn't riding your sorry d*ck.

And we're supposed to care why?

 

[Elong]

That wouldn't bother me

when I do get to harpoon my whale I pretend I'm slotting a mermaid

Either way she stinks of fish

Spits drink over keyboard*

 

[caught]

That wouldn't bother me

when I do get to harpoon my whale I pretend I'm slotting a mermaid

Either way she stinks of fish

 

[bluejock]

That wouldn't bother me

when I do get to harpoon my whale I pretend I'm slotting a mermaid

Either way she stinks of fish

*does comedy double take, applauds

 

[grandoldfoofsmasher]

To be fair , my Mrs has just finished all 3 books and just tells me over n over how I dont live up to "Mr Gray" FFS