5 year old finds porn on Nintendo DS

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that's disgusting, kids should be protected, they have enough time for that when they hit their teens
 
Lol! Unluckers. I remember when I was first told what you actually had to do for sex when I was about 7 or 8. I was absolutely horrified at the thought. I still am a little bit. I have to put my what in your where?! Poor kid having to find out that way!
 
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Lol! Unluckers. I remember when I was first told what you actually had to do for sex when I was about 7 or 8. I was absolutely horrified at the thought. I still am a little bit. I have to put my what in your where?! Poor kid having to find out that way!
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Nobody bothered telling me that so my little brain conjured the idea that you put your knob in her belly button and just thrust your pelvis back and forth, i also thought that girls only had one hole and that they pissed and shat from there. When i was about 9 i found a porno mag in some bushes in the park and my tiny brain couldn't comprehend what i was seeing and i thought the guy in the pictures was a sicko for licking the girls piss/**** hole. I'm terryfied of vaginas.
 

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Nobody bothered telling me that so my little brain conjured the idea that you put your knob in her belly button and just thrust your pelvis back and forth, i also thought that girls only had one hole and that they pissed and shat from there. When i was about 9 i found a porno mag in some bushes in the park and my tiny brain couldn't comprehend what i was seeing and i thought the guy in the pictures was a sicko for licking the girls piss/**** hole. I'm terryfied of vaginas.
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I just used to think that a woman wished really hard for a baby and sometimes she got one and sometimes she didnt. When I found out the truth it was a horrifying moment.

You are right to be terrified of vaginas. They are extremely worrying. Im always scared I've forgotten what to do when I see a new one. Or maybe this one wants something different? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME FFS?!?!?!?!
 
"...it was Backdoor ****s 9".

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You are right to be terrified of vaginas. They are extremely worrying. Im always scared I've forgotten what to do when I see a new one. Or maybe this one wants something different? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME FFS?!?!?!?!
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They only yearn for you to take a pic and post it on GOT, mate.
 
EFCNIK said:
I just used to think that a woman wished really hard for a baby and sometimes she got one and sometimes she didnt. When I found out the truth it was a horrifying moment.

You are right to be terrified of vaginas. They are extremely worrying. Im always scared I've forgotten what to do when I see a new one. Or maybe this one wants something different? WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME FFS?!?!?!?!
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I used to think sex was just bumsex and that it was completely unrelated to babies. I never even questioned where babies come from.
Me mum didn't half laugh at what I thought was the case when she sat me down for the talk.
I'm not so much scared of vaginas as I am of undressing a bird to find out she has a nob.
 
I still have a basic understanding of women's parts thanks to my hideous looks.
 

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