5 toilet paper substitutes

[tommye]

 

[Jimishorts]

she's dead soft both in fur ( for the purpose of this thread) and temperament lol lol

The tough ones are always the softies. my ones called fatsy, originally pumpkin, then fatsy now doodles.

 

[Jimishorts]

We changed her name as we thought it might give her a complex being called fatsy

 

[summerisle]

Now you know.

 

[LEONARD]

Cut into arse wipe size squares, should keep you going for a week.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Cotton swabs are good. Both ends can be used, and using them for deep cleaning is surprisingly pleasurable.

 

[Yarrgh]

Now you know.

Plus you won't get bit on your arse by a vampire. Yet another load off my mind.

 

[john jako]

Just found me toilet blocked as one the kids used to much toilet roll. I would be fuming normally but during these times am at full rage with the little beaut.

 

[TowerToffee]

Cotton swabs are good. Both ends can be used, and using them for deep cleaning is surprisingly pleasurable.

Until the end becomes detached and you're explaining in A&E why you have cotton wool in your colon and No they won't believe you just fell on it

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Until the end becomes detached and you're explaining in A&E why you have cotton wool in your colon and No they won't believe you just fell on it

“I was trying to self-test for Covid-19....”

 

[TowerToffee]

“I was trying to self-test for Covid-19....”