5 Things That Make DaveK Smile...

[Cena]

Sometimes, Davek get's a reputation (unfairly) of being a negative, glass half-empty type of lid.

What things do you reckon make him smile...?

1) Custard Cream Biscuits

2) Red Wine

3) Daffodils

4) BBC Four

5) Dogs

 

[Kurt.]

Wind...

 

[Desaparecido]

Being tickled?

 

[ijjysmith]

6) The movies from the 80s and 90s thread

 

[Azzurri]

1) Everton losing
2) Moyes making a mistake
3) Kenwright having no money
4) Misery
5) Death

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

His mother in law's gout.

 

[Kurt.]

1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Death&Taxes
4) Taxes&Death
5) All of the above

 

[andym78]

DaveK

With a face like an abandoned walnut

 

[tommye]

1. Puppies
2. The first flowers in springtime
3. The sound of children laughing
4. The X Factor
5. Death pain and misery

 

[Woolly Blue]

1. Watching his missus go to the bathroom after he's stunk the place out
2. RedSh^te losses
3. People randomly tripping
4. Nik's white belt
5. Bare breasts

 

[Goat]

The boy Davek is the best pound for pound poster on the forum today.

Show some respect to your betters.

FFS

 

[Seamus Colemole]

When people doubt the word of Davek he smiles to himself knowing that he will one day have the last laugh.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Sensationlist headlines inviting hatred towards Everton


" EVERTON FC BENEFIT CHEATS WITH MUSLIM CLERIC WITH BREAST IMPLANTS ON JEREMY
KYLE".


He really is a Daily mail living breathing headline generator, I've never seen someone bend the stories to suit his own agenda so much in fat life.

 

[Woolly Blue]

When people doubt the word of Davek he smiles to himself knowing that he will one day have the last laugh.

Might as well close the thread there. Despite it only being one thing, we have a winner.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

1) When he catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror and realises old father time has been kind to his chiselled looks.
2) Throwing oranges at cats faces.
3) One Foot in the Grave (he blatantly loves Meldrew).
4) War based dramas.
5) Cake.