5 things better than an oasis gig

[Kurt.]

Again, obviously yer mar.

But in hindsight I should have probably asked for 5 things better in my previous thread ….. although I’m guessing a few of the replies may be the same.

1. Sliding down a razor blade using your bollox as brakes

2. Picking a tramps nose and eating your findings.

3. Singing that dirge morbid anthem from across the park

4. Sour cream Pringles.

5 . Cheese

 

[Groucho]

Again, obviously yer mar.

But in hindsight I should have probably asked for 5 things better in my previous thread ….. although I’m guessing a few of the replies may be the same.

1. Sliding down a razor blade using your bollox as brakes

2. Picking a tramps nose and eating your findings.

3. Singing that dirge morbid anthem from across the park

4. Sour cream Pringles.

5 . Cheese

1/ haemorrhoids

2/ gout

3/ post heretic neuralgia

4/ skidmarks

5/ that feeling you get that scratches your throat after eating a ‘sharp chip’

 

[Rita_Poon]

1. Sliding down a razor blade using your bollox as brakes

From the quite awful 'The long ships' 1964.

 

[coollino]

What amazes me is how much of their fans are stuck in a time warp. No big album in 30 years, no live shows for ages and everyone still looks the same

I only Sam Smith cosplay for 6 months after an album release

 

[Bedfordblue]

A cancelled oasis gig
A phantom poo
This is your life featuring James Cordon
An Everton contract negotiation
A Mick Keggers Oggy.

 

[Macker07]

Liam on stage “how does it feel to pay 4 grand to see us”. The fans probably laughed at it. I liked Oasis back in the day, paid 25 for my ticket 1997.

 

[anton66]

Follow through wearing cream shorts.
Ye mar’s ma.
Anal bleaching.
Rhyl.
Bellend stuck in a zip.