5 common childhood blags

[Kurt.]

Course I'm not a virgin...wha ?... Nah lad... She lives away from here.

 

[chicoazul]

Actually happened to me in the Algarve. Got bladdered at 10 and fingered some 13 year old portugese bird in the pool.

AS IF LAD.

ps: lived there.

 

[bluemangroup]

AS IF LAD.

Why would i blag in the blag thread mate?
It did happen and she was filth.

 

[micknick]

realizes ive got the total wrong end of this thread.




*walks out in shame

Hahaha!!!

 

[FTY]

Amount of girls I've sexed, to girls I say less than I have and lads more.

I'll reply in full to this thread in about 10 years.

LOL @ old people

 

[muddy mudguard]

1. Got bit by a snake while on holiday in US - reality was my mum dug her finger nails into my hand on flight as I was misbehaving.
2. Everton Youth Player - reality was I once kicked a ball in the park with John Ebbrell

I'm not ashamed!

 

[Librarian]

Can't wear y-front's me, too confined