Alio
They call me Avocado Baby
I suggest a short speech, no crap jokes, just make it genuine and don't waffle. Or if you're too 'blokey'/emotional cripple copy and paste a load of crap jokes off the internet
Yeah, I've been to a wedding where someone has blatantly printed off a list of the top 20 gags for a wedding. The butt plugs should see me through