4 boss holiday things, 1 crap holiday thing

[chicoazul]

I'm dreaming of summer holidays today. So here it is.

1 - The mad insect sounds of an evening time
2 - Foreign villages with loads of restaurants to try
3 - The lad who you met at the pool's bird in a bikini through your dark sunglasses
4 - Foreign spirit (liquor) measures

1 - Mosquitoes and assorted other bitey foreign insects

 

[bluejock]

1- Acceptable to drink a pint with breakfast
2- Sex in the sea
3- Boss weird food that you haven't a clue what it is
4- Ditching the kids with granny

1- Sunburn on day 2

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1. me in my trunks.
2. me oiled up.
3. me like foghorn leghorn walking round the pool.
4. rewriting the 10 second rule with everyone birds as they cant avoid checking it out.

1. having to save all year for it and still not being able to go in July.




oh and

1. boss foreign ham and breads
2. gelati's
3. the local girls
4. telling foreign kopites that they are ridiculous.

 

[Azzurri]

1. Cold pints on a hot day

2. Restaurant meals every day

3. The birds

4. Warm nights



1. UHT milk

 

[toffeejack]

1. The Sun - topping up my already beautiful caramel skin
2. Scenery - new views
3. Doing stuff you wouldn't do at home e.g. jet-ski (even though i've never done it)
4. Getting excited looking forward to the holiday an


1. They all speak a different language and you always end up with crusty cockroach when you think you're buying a baguette

 

[Cena]

1) The airport when you 1st arrive abroad.

2) The rep cracking onto you

3) The ace local food

4) Seeing an Everton shirt on someone



1) Drinking tap water by mistake and getting the runs badly

 

[Elong]

1) The airport when you 1st arrive abroad.

2) The rep cracking onto you

3) The ace local food

4) Seeing an Everton shirt on someone



1) Drinking tap water by mistake and getting the runs badly

Love that, especially if I happen to have mine on too.

 

[Azzurri]

1) The airport when you 1st arrive abroad.

2) The rep cracking onto you

3) The ace local food

4) Seeing an Everton shirt on someone



1) Drinking tap water by mistake and getting the runs badly

Happened to me a couple of years ago. Been to loads of away games with the lid in question now.

 

[micknick]

1) Losing inhibitions
2) Girls losing inhibitions
3) Sun tan
4) Drinking in the sun

1) sand in your japs eye

 

[Brennan]

1) Ace food
2) Ace beaches
3) Sunshine
4) No Brits

1) Getting arrested outside our apartment with two prostitutes (Mate last year)

 

[fozzy]

teenage holiday

girls

beer

girls

beer

sunburn (blisters)

grown up with fambo holiday

my kids faces

water parks

beer

relaxing

bad

SUNBURN ( BLISTERS)

 

[electricblue]

1) Scantily clad totti

2) Beer every night

3) Eating alfresco

4) Games of footy on the beach




1) Baker's itch

 

[Baines' left foot]

1. Lying on a beach drinking beer.
2. Exploring and finding cool places.
3. Not having to cook anything, yet eating loads of lovely different food.
4. Lie ins every day.

1. Foreign drivers.

Also, bringing back gash meaningless items that constitute as 'gifts'.

 

[chicoazul]

1) Losing inhibitions
2) Girls losing inhibitions
3) Sun tan
4) Drinking in the sun

1) sand in your japs eye

Girls smashing their f*cking faces in trying to climb over gates when drunk.

Hitting on Daniel's mum.

 

[noharmdone]

BLF. I have never driven abroad.. Too scared.