3 Boss Things When the Sun Is Out - 1 Not Boss Thing When the Sun Is Out
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1. Pub beer garden
2. Perving from the office window
3. Beach
1. Sweaty Balls
2. Perving from the office window
3. Beach
1. Sweaty Balls
1 Cricket time and we have a chance to chill from footy.
2 Not having to wear jumpers and coats
3 Open windows and no central heating
1 The proper National Hunt racing is over. Roll on next Spring.
2 Bluebottles
3 The Deludeds across the park thinking next season will be the end of the wait, Everton will be relegated and Mun Utd's supremacy will stop.
2 Not having to wear jumpers and coats
3 Open windows and no central heating
1 The proper National Hunt racing is over. Roll on next Spring.
2 Bluebottles
3 The Deludeds across the park thinking next season will be the end of the wait, Everton will be relegated and Mun Utd's supremacy will stop.
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
1. Girls wearing very little
2. BBQ's on the beach
3. A whole summer away from uni.
4. Driving with your windows right down, listening to some great tunes.
1. Flying insects. Period.
2. Chavs who walk around shops topless. No one wants to see your withered nipples, mate.
3. Sweating.
4. Everywhere being stupidly busy for about 4 months.
2. BBQ's on the beach
3. A whole summer away from uni.
4. Driving with your windows right down, listening to some great tunes.
1. Flying insects. Period.
2. Chavs who walk around shops topless. No one wants to see your withered nipples, mate.
3. Sweating.
4. Everywhere being stupidly busy for about 4 months.
Northerners mate, it's best not to question it.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
Summer Dresses
Fleece Layers not Required
Ice Cold Vimto
Sunburnt Bonce and resulting yed warch from a Blazing Sun at a Derby.
Fleece Layers not Required
Ice Cold Vimto
Sunburnt Bonce and resulting yed warch from a Blazing Sun at a Derby.
EvertruvianMan
Player Valuation: £1.5m
curves, curves and curves.
4. enormous 'curves'.
4. enormous 'curves'.
Cold cider.
Beach.
Birds in skimpy stuff
Getting far too hot while ravaging.
Beach.
Birds in skimpy stuff
Getting far too hot while ravaging.
Bacon On
Player Valuation: £950k
1. It puts people in a happy lets party mood.
2. You feel heavily stoned smoking reefers in the baking heat.
3. Birds wear less layers.
Bad - Before i left mine it was a bit overcast yesterday and so i wore a coat to ensure i'd be warm if it pissed down, it didn't rain meaning i tied it to my waist and looked like Zach Morris circa 1993 all day, i was a bit too out of it to give a **** though.
2. You feel heavily stoned smoking reefers in the baking heat.
3. Birds wear less layers.
Bad - Before i left mine it was a bit overcast yesterday and so i wore a coat to ensure i'd be warm if it pissed down, it didn't rain meaning i tied it to my waist and looked like Zach Morris circa 1993 all day, i was a bit too out of it to give a **** though.
StracsEyebrows
Player Valuation: £8m
1. Shorts.
2. Short shorts.
3. Sleeping A LOT.
1. Waking up sweating.
2. Short shorts.
3. Sleeping A LOT.
1. Waking up sweating.
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