2021 Calender

[Lord Buckethead]

I always give one to Mrs Buckethead at Christmas. It helps keep track of when my bath-days are, and when we have to take our young lad to the vets to get his claws trimmed.

This year I have splashed out on a Sexy Jesus Calendar, because she's a bit overly religious (she often shouts Jesus Christ! loudly whenever she sees my helmet bobbing up and down the aisle in the Asda), and she often looks after muscular young men who can't afford much clothing when I'm out at work.

Who's buying one?
Do you buy the same "Lake District Scenes" one every year or vary it with supposedly humorous ones?
Tell us all about the best Calendars you've seen or are buying this year.

Who will you be giving one to this Christmas? yer Ma? yer Gran? yer Dad?

 

[Lord Buckethead]

 

[cronullasharks]

Every year, an Everton one. End up scribbling over half the faces so i don't have to look at them though. Yes you sigurdsson

 

[tommye]

We all give Mrs Buckethead one every year


What a girl

 

[verreauxi]

I’m giving my gal the 2021 colander so she can drain my noodle.

(sorry, couldn’t resist. I’ll let myself out)

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

We all give Mrs Buckethead one every year


What a girl

She deffo screamed "Jesus Christ!" when she saw my helmet bobbing up and down...then followed up with "it's so tiny!"

 

[marnie]

I always go down this road.

 

[marnie]

 

[gonetomorrow]

We always get a calendar with dogs on it although we would both prefer to look at cats.
The woman who sends it is a fanatic Labrador enthusiast. It's always up on the kitchen wall in case she pays a surprise visit.

 

[chrismpw]

Hang on shouldn't we in a Christian county get all offended at this and and cry jihad or something?

Oh no we don't do that sort of nonsense - its just a joke innit.

TAKE NOTE WORLD.

 

[tim gabbott]

We all give Mrs Buckethead one every year


What a girl

I’ve pulled the short straw tonight

I’m going in....

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I’ve pulled the short straw tonight

I’m going in....

I’d keep the bucket on if I was you

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Everton one every year, and will do till I die.
Got next years already.
Soon as I see it in those pop up stalls,cover the rs ones, and buy it.

 

[tim gabbott]

I’d keep the bucket on if I was you

The bucket is for being sick in..
I need a scaffolding board

If you know. You know

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Hang on shouldn't we in a Christian county get all offended at this and and cry jihad or something?

Oh no we don't do that sort of nonsense - its just a joke innit.

TAKE NOTE WORLD.

Yup, and I'm a multi faith offender.
I do not discriminate based on invisible magic man/woman in clouds myths.