2020 - year of first contact

[Paris]

Aliens will make contact with us before this year is over. I guarantee it.

By all means vault me on January 1st 2021 if not.

 

[ToffeeTim]

So what's your advice mate?

 

[Sliced Bread]

They're already here.

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Already here.

Just look at those extended rows of teeth.
Give Sigourney Weaver a bell lad, she's our only hope.

 

[LostLegend]

Imagine traversing by the vastness of space towards our beautiful planet, landing in a picturesque forest and asking to be taken to meet the leader...

 

[Big Sams Undies]

Imagine traversing by the vastness of space towards our beautiful planet, landing in a picturesque forest and asking to be taken to meet the leader...

The American leader*

 

[Nymzee]

Oh you Rascal

 

[Paris]

Oh you Rascal

Given the way this year has gone though, would you really be that surprised?

 

[tommye]

So what's your advice mate?

Bum them all vigorously

 

[DanB90]

Imagine travelling millions of light years and the first thing you see is a middle aged fella in a mankini electrocuting himself at the top of a lamppost.

 

[dublinbluenose]

The American leader*

The American conservative right leader

 

[Big Sams Undies]

The American conservative right leader

But leader of the country as per his job title, regardless of his politics

 

[dublinbluenose]

But leader of the country as per his job title, regardless of his politics

He has no politics

 

[COYBL25]

So what's your advice mate?

Direct them immediately to @davek and they`ll leave in minutes lol

 

[marnie]

Direct them immediately to @davek and they`ll leave in minutes lol

Don't think they will be beaming him up lol