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madkiwi · January 18, 2018

iki dakika

You’re welcome. Can close the thread now.

Also, the sausages appear to be done.

Death · January 18, 2018

How do you close a thread?

Muggins · January 18, 2018

I like this thread though.

The name is boss.

We need people reporting what the Besiktas fans think of Tosun and Everton’s performances.

Maybe a few home truths wouldn’t hurt.

cArsi · January 20, 2018

Death said:
"Everton needs good left back player like Hasan Ali Kaldırım. He can make a lot of assist for Cenk Tosun. Everton should buy Hasan Ali Kaldırım."

Well if you want a name that will be worse than Martina, here it is: Hasan Ali Kaldirim

But if you want to hit rock bottom, check this guy out: Ismail Koybasi - Watch him for 15 mins. and you will swear Martina is the messiah.

And for today's game, are you ready for Tosun :drunk:

My guess: 1 goal, 1 assist (or maybe 2 goals).

Frang · January 20, 2018

Death · January 20, 2018

BigBlueNose said:

Boris, As bent as the soviet sickle, and as hard as the hammer that crossed it.

Death · January 20, 2018

cArsi said:
Well if you want a name that will be worse than Martina, here it is: Hasan Ali Kaldirim

But if you want to hit rock bottom, check this guy out: Ismail Koybasi - Watch him for 15 mins. and you will swear Martina is the messiah.

And for today's game, are you ready for Tosun

My guess: 1 goal, 1 assist (or maybe 2 goals).

It all depends if the rest of our players show a bit of fight and passion. I think we need to sign more Turkish people for that. They don't even have to be professional footballers, just people.