1990

[caught]

This is the thread where you finally get to post as if it was 1990. Examples:

Kendall's back! Let the good times roll!

Saddam who? Meh, that Schwarzenegger guy will get him.

Can't f***ing wait for Euro Disney

What's a 'post'? What's an internet? Oh, this is confusing. I'm going to go to any random park and find loose pages of pornography to masturbate to.

etc.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hasn't this already been done?

Anyway, IMMA BE BORN IN 3 YEARS, ACE!

 

[JamesBT]

I get to post as a sperm in my dad's ballsack. Great

 

[EFCNIK]

I am 3 months old!

 

[johnnydawg68]

I just graduated from college...WTF do I do now?

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

I have just left school! Brian Clough adv ert "World cup 90, Id watch out for it if I were you!", New TV show called one foot in the grave? some guy call Victor, Wonder if we will ever have a player by that name?!, and those three tenors will never catch on!

 

[Kurt.]

Yes !!! I just got my national insurance card through the post... i can now take my 15 year old self to the shops and pretend i'm 16 and buy my fags for myself instead of waiting for some older lad to go get them for me at a charge of 2 fags ffs.. thieving bastards.

 

[chicoazul]

I've still got a rash from Nik's mar a year ago.

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

Has anybody got one of those new fangled shell suit thingys?? there just brilliant!!

 

[bluejock]

School? Not f*cking looking forward to this like, I like nursery.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I just popped out, get in there.

 

[Ian Wilsons hair gel]

Yes !!! I just got my national insurance card through the post... i can now take my 15 year old self to the shops and pretend i'm 16 and buy my fags for myself instead of waiting for some older lad to go get them for me at a charge of 2 fags ffs.. thieving bastards.

Brings back memories until the smart-ass woman at tesco's realises you can get the NI card at 15! back to asking my mate who looks oldest to get my ciggies for me!!

 

[Kurt.]

INGERLUND ARE DEFFO GONNA WIN DE WERLD CUP DIS YEAR LAR !!

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

It's Time for the Guru
[video=youtube;n-GF_ZV2faI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-GF_ZV2faI[/video]

 

[ijjysmith]

[video=youtube;S7ekuC8e1K4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7ekuC8e1K4&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

You've got to hold and give but do it at the right time.
You can be slow or fast but you must get to the line.
They'll always hit you and hurt you. Defend and attack.
There's only one way to beat them. Get round the back.

We ain't no hooligans, this ain't a football song.
Three lions on my chest, i know we can't go wrong.

1990 the year I started liking football properly. And nearly supported QPR because I thought Paul Parker was immense.