100 vcash to whoever gets this.

[GrandOldTeam]

Its doing my head in. I don't know the answer...

"What enters the field of play in a football match at half-time, but doesn't leave until the match is over? If it's a Saturday match it leaves after the game, but if it's a mid-week game it remains until the next day... and it only happens in the English Premiership, not in Scotland or the lower divisions..."

 

[SuitsBlue]

sounds a bit crazy, is it dawn?/sunset?

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Maybe floodlights?

 

[loosecranks]

A load of piss.

(Well, I've heard one possible answer is the players' urine samples. I've also heard that there is no answer; it's a made up question. I have no idea if either of these is correct).

 

[Gazdalf]

referee's and random piss tests

 

[Dom1878]

There is no answer!, its been going round for months, even years now, and no-one knows the answer, try googling it!

 

[chicoazul]

Purple Aki?

 

[Gazdalf]

Purple Aki?

That [Poor language removed] gets everywhere, run kids run

 

[gordonjblair]

a paralytic VdM?

 

[loosecranks]

a paralytic VdM?

Yes! Superb! This satisfies every criterion ... VdM enters the field of play in a football match at half-time, in order to play 'face tennis' with the groundstaff, then he 'warms up' for the rest of the match by staggering up and down - and across - the byline for the rest of the match. He has no idea which day of the week it is, or even which planet he's on, never mind the country or league.

 

[chicoazul]

He has no idea which day of the week it is, or even which planet he's on, never mind the country or league.

Same could be said for some of our regular posters.

Present company excluded?

 

[Gazdalf]

Same could be said for some of our regular posters.

Present company excluded?

I have a feeling fingers are pointing in my direction. hahahaha:huh: :huh: :huh:

 

[chicoazul]

Moi, mi amigo?