10 reasons why Huntelaar should join Everton FC

[tadpole]

On the off chance that the Dutchman is an avid reader of GOT, let's give him as many reasons as we can to sign on the dotted line. I'll kick it off.

1. We're boss

2. We're still in Europe

3. It's a great atmosphere in GP on a big European night

4. We're a big club who've still got a bit of credibility - we've not sold our soul

5. The booze is cheaper than it is down in London (not sure how big an issue this is if you're on £65k a week)

6. The chance to be there on the historic occasion when Hibbo finds the net

7. International teammate John Heitinga will provide a Scottish to Dutch translation service

8. He can have me ma

9. And Z Cars on his mobile

10. Bill Kenwright will even give him tickets for the panto

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

I think it's a safe enough bet that Huntelaar does not frequent these forum pages.

Not sure we're 'boss' as you put it.

Still in Europe, but the caliber of teams in the way and the number of fixtures left to do anything significant has me concerned. Hand on heart can you see Everton being this years UEFA cup winners.

Can't argue with the third suggestion.

Yes, a big club, always will be, will always be creditable.

Cheaper booze on Merseyside, I'm off to Euston, sod this. :blink:

Not sure how to respond to the next one.

ditto for Seven.

Just degenerating into nonsense with the last few.


what the hell, get him signed up.

 

[Richard Parker]

1. Tim Howard
2. Phil Neville
3. Leighton Baines
4. Phil Jagielka
5. Johnny Heitinga
6. Mikel Arteta
7. Steven Pienaar
8. Marouane Fellaini
9. Diniyar Bilyaletdinov
10. Tim Cahill

11. Klaas Jan Huntelaar

 

[AdamTheGreatOneB]

* It's a grand old team to play for
* The weather is great
* Blue is a great colour
* He can date one of those Hollyoaks girls
* Everybody likes a Dutch Toffee
* He can log on to GOT and see us all trashing him after one bad performance
* He can log on the day after and see us all trashing each other for trashing him.
* He gets to play alongside Arteta
* He'll get a unique nickname (and a alternative one for when he's [Poor language removed])
* He'll become a legend by helping us win some long overdue silverware

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

I can think of 5

1. Drugs are readily available in the city
2. He can crash in shandy's old gaff
3. The scouse dialect is similar to Dutch
4. They still serve Oranjeboom in the flute on Hardman Street
5. The girls in Matthew Street on a Saturday night are gaggin for it

 

[Dylan]

We are boss Sturry, just the levels of bossness vary from match to match.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

1 reason why he wont...


1. Wages..!!!



closse thread!! again!!!

 

[ijjysmith]

1 reason why he wont...


1. Wages..!!!



closse thread!! again!!!

Was waiting for someone to put a 10 reasons why he won't answer!

 

[devonblue]

there's only 1 reason he should join us and thats

we are EVERTON says it all

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

We are boss Sturry, just the levels of bossness vary from match to match.

Manchester City and Birmingham City being a prime example I suppose.

Boss as he put it, I think he means powerful, commanding or something, would be 1985, not maybe in the current times.

Although there have been examples shown at times the past few seasons.