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  1. Black Belt Jones

    Rank our recent managers.

    Felli announced his retirement earlier this month. Dyche should give him a call - he would still create chances for DLC and Beto, while scoring more than the pair of them put together.
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    Rank our recent managers.

    Ferguson, Wenger, Moyes - the Big Three. No one has won more prem games. Moyes in a separate category for that reason. Used to think Martinez was the biggest fraud to ever stand in the Goodison dug-out - but that opinion has mellowed substantially given the absolute clown show that followed...
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    6 + 2 Point Deductions

    Where was the communist manifesto written Drico?
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    David Moyes or Gordon Lee?

    Tricky comparison - Lee compares very unfavourably to the era that went before, Moyes compares extremely favourably to his preceding era, but both normalised being quite good and winning nowt. I'd give it to Moyes as he took over when we were in the absolute cellar and a total state on and off...
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    Everton in Training at Finch Farm

    In all seriousness they shouldn't be getting out of a jog in training, by and large - it should be completely de-loaded. Then on Saturday they need to play with furious, infernal intensity. You can't be training like animals these days, recipe for a crocked team. Looks like we're halfway there...
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    Is this our greatest ever escape?

    Yeah Wimbledon won't be topped for the actual crux game. Bigger picture though that was less of an escape as Big Joe brings that team right back up no question. Wasn't even that bad a side. 97 and today feel like we clambered up out of the grave. Team and club just in a horrible place.
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    Relegation 2022/23

    Wouldn't be surprised if it's our worst performance in the football league / premiership combined, just on the numbers. 33 pts with one game left to play, 38 games and 3pts for a win? I mean that stinks to an unprecedented level.
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    Bill Kenwright

    Wimbledon was a heart attack game but Walker was a big anomaly - wasn't really the board's fault. Decent appointment that no one questioned at the time because he was a very promising manager. Just our bad luck that the guy who managed Norwich was murdered by his evil twin who took his place and...
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    When Did The Rot Set In?

    Harvey is the obvious turning point, and he was a really poor manager (sorry Colin) - but it was more like a regression to the mean. HK worked miracles in spite of the board, not because they enabled him in any way. The timing of it was brutal, though - in quiet times you could wear a manager...
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    2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    You can't compartmentalise fitness in that way - as if it's a separate consideration, or there is any such thing as a good injury prone player. There isn't - it's like saying a player is great, worth 60 million, but he's really slow, or he has a terrible touch. No one would say that. It's a...
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    2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    No such thing as a good injury prone player, sad to say. Doesn't feel right to say, as DCL is clearly good when not injured. But lacking resilience to train and play is like lacking touch, or being slow - it's just a fundamental flaw. Would love to see him come back strong but the odds are...
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    2022/23 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    How did he do his toe do you recall - was it in a game? That seems to have been the start of it. Broken toe was the original source of Dunc's injury saga, according to the man himself. Incurred during a punch-up in a Dundee alehouse, rather than a football match, but the principle is the same -...
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    Why I Think Everton Will Be Relegated

    40 years ago perhaps - could have endured relegation because you come back up as the same club, to the same place. So you can afford to be philosophical about playing Rotherham and Swansea. I think what people are credibly saying is that relegation is an existential threat to the club as of...
  14. Black Belt Jones

    Who should replace Frank Lampard?

    Moyes gasping on 60 a day by the look of that pic. IDK he keeps us up so there's that. But can't imagine anyone would want him back past the short term.
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    Pinpointing a moment.....

    Seems like a totally bizarre move in hindsight, but I guess it's easy to forget how things were at the time. The European ban looks like a blip this far removed from it, but I recollect it feeling very heavy - like English football was in a malaise.
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    Pinpointing a moment.....

    Harvey would have been a mistake in normal times, but the timing of it (going into the 90s and dawn of the premier league) makes it an absolutely huge misstep in hindsight. Set the club on a downward trajectory at a pivotal time for football in this country. HK built something massive and maybe...
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    Why do you keep supporting Everton?

    I wasn't meaning we do some sort of contrived FC United bolex. More that the fear of relegation is meaningless when the alternative is the purgatory football we all see before our eyes. It'll get resolved one way or the other - the cellar of the prem is like a reverse-Everest dead zone, it...
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    Why do you keep supporting Everton?

    I'm feeling we're past the point of fearing relegation tbh, because fk this desperate firefighting to keep our heads above water playing garbage football in the prem and being the most boring club in Europe. I mean it could well be an existential threat to the club, but the culture of...
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    Which managerial sacking was the biggest mistake?

    Kendall said something related after his third spell (we were probably even worse then than we are now but it's close). The song Simply the Best came on the coach radio and everyone started laughing - something like that. And he felt sad looking at the losing mentality he was working with...
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    Which managerial sacking was the biggest mistake?

    Exactly this - for prob the first time in his career he had a period of no pressure, we're safe, let's play some football. What happened? He wet his big knickers and continued to play alehouse kick and run because that's all he knows. Horrible episode in the club's history but at least we got...
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