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Its nice to know the name of the bloke who will ignore us and tell us bugger all. !!!

I once had an autograph from Dixie Dean, but i lost it.

If we do sell him we should make sure its £30 million cash. Not £10 down and the rest in dribs and drabs and dependant on appearances.

Is it bred out of Everton players that they are not allowed to shoot during open play if they are outside of the box.?? Who was the last player in blue who would regularly have a shot if the chance came along. Bruce Rioch!!

Nobody is going to stop me burning tyres in my garden. !!!

I know its only a little thing, but why do linesmen (Sorry, assisant referees) insist upon looking down on the ball when there is a corner just to make sure that its in the quadrant. If its so bloody important, then why dont they run across the park to do their stupid check when the corner is on...

So Moyse thinks that we could get into Europe does he. ?? Only if he gets in touch with Brendan and gets the whols team on "Coach Trip"

be carefull what you wish for, losing Artetta could be a disaster. Remember when all of the moaners wanted Peter Reid to go because he was over the hill ?? We didnt replace his class for bloody years.

The French have stated that if Libya does not take part in an orderly transition to democracy they would consider military action. In response Colonel Gadaffi rolled over, farted and fell back asleep.

I can't believe that anybody thought that England could beat Ireland in cricket; haven't they seen the Magners advert?

Wots hard and pink in the morning ??? The Financial times crossword

And it will probably be liquid soap

A COUPLE OF DAYS !!!!! we havnt won the league in 24 YEARS !!!!

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?" said my late wife.

I think your right. By the time we are at the top once more, you will be a bloody skeleton. !!!

No Money to spend !!! 11 Million on Yakubu, 15 million on Fellanni (Still not convinced) 10 million on Billy, 5 million on Per Koldrup (Dont go there), 6 million on Beattie thats 46 million quid down the drain. He then sells our best player, Rooney, to his old mate ferguson, but unlike...

It makes you wish for the good old days of Gordon Lee and Mike Walker. 10 years of absolute dross. We are in the same position now as we were on the day he took over. In the name of God, Go.

I've found faking an orgasm can make the experience just as uncomfortable for the prostate examiner.

Great photo, pity that bloody Bumble bee ruined it.

latest news from the middle east..5000 egyptian troops have entered Jordan. She says she's a bit sore but coping with the pain...