I reckon hes looked around for a signing with a long name in order to increase revenue from shirt sales - cost a fortune getting that on the back
and we think Bill isnt clued up !
Homer: So there are 2 people, lets call them Mr X and Mrs Y. Mr X would say "Marge, if this doesnt get your motor running then my name isnt Homer J Simpson"
Everton claims, honestly you couldnt make it up. High five to the board of directors for coming up with a new way not to raise money.
"Bill, forget funds for Dave, i've got a great idea..."