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Class free kick from Garner to be fair, but a bit of a disappointing crowd. So many empty seats, it looked like the Etihad on a cup night.

I think we're just short of two wingers, a striker, some midfield creators, two full backs who can bomb down the wing, some decent squad members for the bench, and a set piece coach. Nothing to worry about.

The World Club Cup mostly passed me by, but that first half was spectacular from Chelsea. To see PSG torn apart like that was jaw-droppping, and if you think it didn't matter to the players and the coaches, then you didn't watch it. Cole Palmer and Joao Pedro looked unstoppable - and then...

Yes, plus he'll have had a chat with Iwobi who headed back to London after a spell with us, and seems to be more than happy with his decision. I know we've got a lovely new stadium, but we're still miles off being an attractive proposition for PL players who are getting game time at the likes...

Hope this gets done. The Fulham fans are distraught at losing him.

More fixtures than ever will be moved for TV this season. I'm expecting our Brighton game to be moved to Sunday at 11am or something equally ridiculous. They literally don't care about the match-going fans. The real downside of this is that, should our first game be moved to a 12.30 kick off...

I asked the club about digital only a couple of weeks ago. Firstly they said it was to comply with Premier League rules blah blah and we wouldn't want to get fined or points deducted would we etc? But they did say this: The club does have a small leeway for physical cards, but this is at the...

Assuming Citteh pay half his wages, then I don't see a massive problem with signing him for a season. Gives us more time to line up a long-term prospect, and he's capable of doing a job still. As for some fans thinking that he's too much of a nob, welcome to Premier League football lads.

Yup, especially with Gana and Ndiaye in the Senegal team. This is one of those "thoroughly unlikable" England eras. To be fair, has been like that since about 1966.

One-off mate. There is a clamour amongst some to make it a regular thing at the new place, partly because Lee Mavers from the La's is a massive blue, and partly because it did go down a storm with all the dads singing away merrily. I'm all for it myself. Good luck to yourself in the...

Half time, let's pop to the bogs for a line of Ben

From what I've seen of him, he's not the kind of striker Chelsea fans want. He's a bit meat and potatoes for a ritzy club like that. One year and he'll be out on loan. Good luck to him but he's doomed I tells ya.

I'm liking this approach of making bids for players who are also wanted by some of the richest clubs in the world. We should go for "Trent" next, and that lad at Barca, Yamal. Meanwhile, thanks to the Delap distraction, we'll be announcing Alcaraz before Real, the RS, Juve and Chelsea...

6th place gets us European football, so it's all good.

On the one hand, fair play to the lad. Big contract, lots of opportunities for sponsorship cash too, might get some minutes in the CL, on show to get in the England squad, anyone with ambition would want to play for the biggest teams who have a chance of silverware. On the other hand, he'll...

Betis bring on Ronald McDonald to turn it around

Take a bow Cole

Palmer starting to dominate the game now

Surely not? More than double what Slot is getting at the RS? More than anyone except Pep and Arteta? Meanwhile Bournemouth are paying Iraola a million and Nuno gets just 2 mill at Forest? Someone make it make sense please.

Also... I'd love to see us play some exciting football. Remember exciting football? No, me neither. With Ndiaye and Alcaraz in the side, plus an upgrade on Harrison and maybe a striker who know where the cow's @rse is when he's holding a banjo, we might see some decent stuff. Maybe.