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I will, assuming I still have the power of speech!

The fool! He Aznou idea the amount of people here that are suffering severe incontinence

Johnny

I know. That's cucumbers off the shopping list for a while 🍑🥒

Kirk

Thing

I don't think there's a laughing emoji to do justice to that one! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Since we're on a blast from past jag

No signings. Again!

Dear Diary It’s quiet……too quiet! The fools! They’ve left the shelter. That’s what everyone wants. It’s a trap! They’ve gone topside, and sooner or later they’ll stagger back in with pissed pants—most likely after a missed signing, or the lack of purchase/loan of a right winger. It’ll get ugly...

Not bad, but I confess to preferring the Paul Revere & The Raiders version. More of a garage-rock feel to it.

For more fnarr, fnarr, sniggering! https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-37283790 Also:

Everton

Sounds like the usual Everton matchday experience! 💩

Sounds like that could just about describe anyone on GOT!

Forces

Liquid

No thanks. There's enough of the idiots and cookers here already