One of the things in our favour is our lack of players. More chance of him being 1st choice if there's no competition, rather than being on Chelsea's bench for most of the season.
After having to endure the eye-bleaching football under Benitez, Fat Sam, & the ginger turps-guzzler, it would make me happy to see someone who can actually play the beautiful game. Even if he only turns up for half the games I'd still sign him.
I'm ok now I've got my counterfeit Marmite, wotsits, & Heinz beans from Aldi. Talked to the cashier as well, can't be doing with those self-service till thingies.