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  1. badloaf

    Match Thread Newcastle 0-1 Everton, Sun, 25 May, 16.00

    If he’s got any sense he’ll go for a Bracewell.
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    Match Thread Fulham 1-3 Everton – Saturday 10 May, 15:00

    They wouldn’t be on the beach. They’d be in a nearby car park looking confused and asking random passersby where the water is.
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    Sharpy’s return

    I’m not defending him, I just don’t think he’s worth getting that worked up over, given the fact that he’s wrecked his own reputation anyway. And it was a token role - he was appointed to appease the fans, not rebuild our finances or strike new sponsorship deals. Unfortunately for him, he...
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    Sharpy’s return

    He was a token member of the board, trotting out whatever he was told so he kept his free tickets. You can’t seriously think he played any meaningful role? What happened was disgraceful, but I don’t know why anyone thinks he’d somehow be better than that? I couldn’t care less. He’s history.
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    He did what?! I knew it was all his fault! The absolute b4stard! Just think where we’d be if he hadn’t made Martinez do that! MOYES OUT!!!
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    Sharpy’s return

    I don’t know why people are getting their knickers in such a twist though. Plenty of footballers are as thick as mince and he’s no exception. I wouldn’t look to any of them for high standards of understanding or human decency, and I certainly don’t expect them to give fans any respect because...
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    Everton North end Liverpool South End

    Because they’re all plazzie scousers and wools who’ve moved in from the Wirral, St Helens and Runcorn. And they smell.
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    2024/25 Charly Alcaraz

    I’d keep him purely because he’s young, has some skill and is cheap. Even if he doesn’t turn into a world beater in one season, I’m pretty sure he’d be a decent squad player while we’re rebuilding and we’d make a profit on him next summer.
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    2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    He WAS a sick note. He’s more like a memorial service now.
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    Match Thread Everton 2-2 Ipswich. Sat May 3rd. 3pm

    It’s a game of two halves like.
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    Richarlison

    Where is all this sensibleness coming from? We want conspiracy theories and davek’s flip-flops. We all know the Arteta money is buried in a casket with Uncle Bill’s remains, only to be dug up and spent when Rooney becomes our manager.
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    Richarlison

    That’s far too sensible an assessment. I say we make him our highest paid player. We can use the Arteta money to pay for it.
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    2024/25 Dominic Calvert-Lewin

    I think he’s probably got enough in the bank to not be too concerned about supporting his family.
  14. badloaf

    Match Thread Chelsea vs Everton - Saturday 26th April 12:30

    And their fans are scum. Easily the worst in the league, which is saying something given the competition.
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    Yeah, but you can’t have the manager doing that. He needs to be talking up our manned space flight to Mars and how we’ll win the Intergalactic Champion’s League next season. You’ve obviously bought into Moyes’s small club mentality.
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    2024/25 David Moyes

    Given the obvious gap between the quality of our individual players and theirs, I can only assume he thinks it’s down to the manager that we’re now so close to them in quality.
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    The Now-Irrelevant 2024/25 Relegation Battle (Without Everton!)

    We would have been miserable under Dyche, no matter where we finished. It was just a case of how miserable.
  18. badloaf

    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    I keep saying this. Gigs are for marketing purposes, not revenue generation. Also, it’s quite possible the acoustics will be horrendous for music 🤷‍♂️
  19. badloaf

    New Everton Stadium

    Yes, it’s elitism, Dave. Spot on. You nailed it there. Nailed it.
  20. badloaf

    Can Everton still be considered a “big club”?

    We’re a massive giant who got absolutely hammered on his own home brew, spewed everywhere, wet himself, collapsed in a stinking ball in the corner and is now currently sleeping off a massive hangover.
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