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Tbf he typed that mate

Out of interest, how many minutes do you think would be “significant” for Onyango and Heath? I think Heath will get lots more than Onyango because he’s earned a more detailed look at due to his displays last season. I’ve got no problem with letting Heath have a go against Premier league team...

When Ferguson inevitably signs, Roma will still have signed one less player than Everton so far in this window

Both officially signed? Or eyes too close together, white chino wearing, agent shill Romano signed?

How’s this possible? Up until now they’ve signed nobody this window.

You’re welcome but I’m pretty sure there are others on the board, not just some of the Friedkins.

Not all presents are edible however. September 1st is the time for the golden fume if we haven’t strengthened the squad significantly.

I hope you make it to September 1st mate…

Other animations are available Mr Groening

Our most important player of the last 4 seasons at least, fantastic keeper.

We better sign that player who is our number one target, I know he is our top target because a man who has never met a single person responsible for Everton’s transfers told me after I paid him. Hang on, he doesn’t even play on the right wing ffs! Why is he the “number one target”?!! Aaaaaahhhhhhh

If that little made up journey in your mind transpires why not call BS on the fella who has told you he’s the “number one target” instead? He’s hardly infallible is he? I can also safely assure you he’s never met the Friedkin group or any of the personnel they have put in place.

He’s in Tommy Wato’s thoughts every second of every day.

“Have a good time, all of the time… That’s my philosophy Marty”

He sat on the bench like a samurai amongst peasants.

Let’s hope Everton have “the knowledge”.

Everton are looking to beat off the competition