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Adam feeling good!

It's like going up to a girl at 10 to 2 and saying "all the fit birds have knocked me back. You'll do and I'll even buy you half a snakebite"

Unfortunately, that number rises to around 90% when the season starts.

The women showed real fight on the pitch. The only time Barton shows real fight is when it's against women.

Got to give them credit. They have a mentality about them that the men's team haven't got.

Only decent pen out of the lot.

Not hard enough from Al Dente

Yomom T w a t is an anagram of Tommy Wato

How does one go about offering themselves to clubs? My wage demands are low and I'm prepared to do anything. Proper filthy stuff like!!

Transfer links have certainly faded.

If he's giving us the Runaround, sue.

Can't believe nasi goreng hasn't had a mention.

If this is the result of the sperm that made it first, just imagine what second place might have come out like!

It's like ten to two in a nightclub back in the day. Sometimes a kebab and ring sting is a better option than a Neal Maupay.

Down with this sort of thing. Coufal now!

Semi's? Careful now!

I'm only online for the beating off!

But that penalty shootout would still be going.

No more considering, mulling or pondering. We are beating off now ✊💦💦

"Man City have not received any approaches from interested clubs. A number of Premier League clubs are keen with Nottingham Forest pushing to do a deal." This is the latest on McAtee. What absolute nonsense transfer rumours are. The first sentence says no approaches and the next says Forest...