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If you want it, bell-rub it or give it a choccy finger and show fellow traveller that you've marked your territory. If you want to be civil then go with everyone takes the lefty; this leaves right hand free for scratching.

Spectacles, testacles, wallet and watch

Three Men and a Baby, peak Guttenberg

like throwing a sausage up the Mersey Tunnel

his wizard's sleeve

a few tricks up his sleeve?

Oh really, I didn't know that. I have a few of his.

First ground to use a bright orange football for improved visibility. Not because of the snow, but because of the big clouds of ganja smoke.

The latest remarks I hear is that Everton trophies somehow don't count as they were won over 30 years ago. A polite suggestion to therefore only count liverpool trophies won in the last 30 years soon quietens them down as they'd then be trailing behind a few other clubs.

Where are you getting your boobles from please? My usual websites are still there but they ask me to verify my age now.

hahaha

No no, you're forgetting the Souness to Sampdoria money

Another bias-filled article from the BBC; long-winded, convoluted, and chock full of veiled digs at the evil Crystal Palace and how they hampered a poor boys dreams: Marc Guehi: Oliver Glasner the winner after Liverpool transfer collapse - BBC Sport https://share.google/7e9zvA1TcQxbwsevQ

Once Everton gets inside you...

Hsd a few quips lined up but just realised Merlin and Gandalf aren't the same thing are they ffs

They can't agree how to spell his name that's why

Dildo doe don't dey doe

Matty has a knack for a haiku, check this out:

They're pronounced "rirls"

Not sure it was a mistake; remember what his head looked like in the end.