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So you must pay Everton money to be in with a chance of buying a ticket. Not even Ticketmaster is that scum. It's disgusting

Can I clarify that there is now two tiers of membership, where you can buy one ticket each, and no general sale at all? How are you supposed to attend with family or friends now? I don't dislike the ballot idea for members but if I'm right about the rest of it then it's completely ruined any...

With that muppet logo on the third kit again? Just give up already

Fella on the right got that **** on!

Put half of her at a 90 degree angle and she'd creak

This is exactly how I feel. I understood it at the end of last season with the Goodison farewell but to now expand that with the new stadium which has more capacity feels like a kick in the teeth. There should not be two levels of priority, end of. It's nonsense and anti-fan

What a joke. It's hard enough to get tickets if you don't live local and now there's two tiers to contend with. I find myself torn over it because I'd never want our atmosphere to suffer with a lack of locals, but as someone who needs to plan to see the blues it feels next to impossible to...

BLB (Big Lump Beto) at it for fun now

Spare a thought for those of us who can never get tickets and just stay in your seats next time lads. I know we've been horrendous for most of this season but you're still luckier than me to be sat there

After 1 ticket for the United game please. DM if available

Should be mandatory for every south American player. R country, R rules etc

Fairplay, I feel like a prat

I get a warm fuzzy feeling just thinking about him

DCL does not have a better touch. He's absolute crap but can jump like a kangaroo and take a penalty. That is it

Said it since we signed him. He's got a nonces touch but he's an absolute unit and things happen when he's on the pitch. Buzzing

Big fan of calling him JOB

Cyclists definitely the worst. Mamils (middle aged men in lycra) all over the road yet they all still have potbellies. Terrible breed

That's the view whilst you're having a pint?! Unreal

Come on then now he's here. Let's get back to this