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One of my less impressive wees?

Agreed. I'm not one who thinks we can clear all the teams above us in one mighty bound, or have two full good first teams in the squad. I do think, though, that having a few players who can make a good case for starting 11 selection stuck as back ups is what we should be aiming for if we're...

I'll let the team canteen know, then.

I know now't about transfer dealings, but I'm sure before the end of last season we'd have had a list of 1st team positions we needed to fill, those that would be nice to fill, and useful spots on the bench. We'd also have had a list of suitable players. The 'procrastination' probably lies in...

I doubt you'd find a successor in the engine room - far too oily and noisy, with next to no room. Training pitches and footy stadia are the places to look in my view. Just sayin'.

Yes, but what's that in feet and inches? 🙃

Booooo!!!!!!!!!!

I think you're being very harsh to say he's useless on the right. The bloke is extremely versatile and can be useless in any number of formations and situations. More seriously, I'd be ok with him if he was a free agent, and knocked on our door, willing to play for a modest wage. A hard...

'land that's through the chunnel'? Just a smidge closer to rhyming.

I think I have a vague and distant memory - probably from many decades ago - of occasionally seeing the words 'confirmed' and 'transfer' on here. Can that possibly be right, or is it just my aged memory playing tricks?

Not very amusing or interesting, but:- High viz jacket man (because we saw him frequently, but never ever without his high viz jacket on). Turn around woman ( because you'd often see her walking briskly in one direction for some time, and then do a sudden 180 for no discernible reason at all...

.....or an old Norse word for a whale's vagina.

Maybe he could at least transition into a modern day Norman Hunter ( for the old dodderers like me among us).

Ok, the name Nwaneri shall never be spoken of by me. Nwaneri is a definite no go from now on. Nwaneri is history ( not that I've ever mentioned Nwaneri).

Er, no, mate. Having worked for an organisation valued at just 85p plus a bag of crisps, I can't remotely envisage that holidays etc would influence multimillion pound transactions and mission critical issues. Also, people with an almost infinite amount of cash by normal standards can easily...

Or, indeed, Jesus's plaice.

If you think a fiver is expensive for a Toblerone (regardless of it's anotomical location), then you obviously haven't done much cruising, mate.

I'm hoping for Beyoncé, but if her pay demands and age are too much for some on here, why not Dua Lipa at a sprightly 29?

Are they ever seen in the same place at the same time? Hmmmmm. Maybe he/they change identities in a phone box or something, just like Superman.

Right. I know I'm gonna earn universal opprobrium with this, and be despised as a grammarian fanatic, (and I have no disrespect at all for you, mate), but it's 'shoo in', rather than shoe. I guess it's because you can just gesture and say 'shoo' and who or whatever will do what you want. I...