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I still want to see us beat a team who aren't having an atrocious day before I think we're a cut above.

You hurtful innumerates don't deserve hope. Pog ma thoin.

The math is sound!

If all teams are 40-30-30 odds on last day, for arguments sake, Chances of us winning: 40% Chances of us drawing 30% while Leicester don't win 60%= 18% Chances of us losing 30% while Leicester don't win 60% and Leeds don't win 60%= 11% or so 69% chance. And I'll give leeds a 2% joker to do...

I wish so much Leeds had been just marginally less catastrophic under their 6 week manager and they wouldn't have had been forced to bail out on allardyce. He said his Leeds weren't going to chase games and play themselves right out of them and bingo, he gets them back to 2-1 city (2 better gd...

If it stays tight Palaces 8 6 pointers in 10 matches could be the most epic event in the history of football.Imagine coming into that! I don't know if I'm more jealous of their heart attacks or grateful to be spared.

Back to hating the sight of Leicester. They're still a quality team.

Reminds me a lot of Tiger Woods voicemails back in 2009. People calling the famous male a callous calculating abuser at the same time as laughing their arse off at his cringeworthy insecurity and need to please.

The position of specialist timewaster is a new one on me, but this could be his niche in life.

It's been so long since we've had a game in a bag early doors I wouldn't have known what to do with myself if we'd gotten a second early anyway.

Honestly think he's just as good as Stones is now anyway. Such a great bit of business to get him. I don't know how it went down but we must have hit some momentary sweet spot where Burnley couldn't fight to keep him and the bigger clubs weren't looking to buy. Love a centre back who looks like...

His ability to make a long ball shoot perfectly vertically up in the air off off his head, neatly giving himself enough time to recover to scrap it away from the disorientated defender as it comes down is like the signature smackdown move Everton have been waiting for ever since we lost...

Whole new level of grace about his finishing recently. He looks like he's expecting himself to get it right by instinct.

Fair play to him, very good tonight, when he made that save at the end I realised that as much as I blame him for everything in life him I do actually like him, (though would like him even more from a distance, like a problem child I want to send to a Swiss boarding school), He's holding...

One of the very first Everton games I ever remember watching properly (was on here in Ireland) was the 1-0 Southampton match Kendall resigned after. I know times and our away form now are very different now, but to actually just somehow grimly win the match at Goodison had something of that...