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If you bet on Everton, you get everything you deserve. First rule of Everton Football Club is....

[....considers making first post about why this is a good thing. Then realises how many pelters I will receive. Then it slowly dawns on me, I'm out of my depth here and I really should stick to funny cat gifs on Twitter rather than pretending I know about footy. Returns to the shadowy world of...