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The sound of flip-flops in use. Is that time of year when as soon as it gets above 12 degs, every f**ker is wearing them. In fact, am going to add feet to this whinge too, as most are disgusting and unsightly (mine included, which is why in public they are very much covered).

I really like Blood Brothers, but other than that, this man has long outstayed his shelf life. Part of me thinks that as long as he remains, the longer we shall exist in the doldrums of Prem / EFL.

Is one of the main reasons I watch less and less football on the box these days. Witnessing some of the sh*thousery is embarrassing at times, fully grown men in front of fans and the cameras tripping over their imaginary blouses. Would be a better use of VAR to check if someone guilty of...

If only it could kick start a string of good performances when it matters the most, is just that we all know too well how quickly we can hit rock bottom again.

Anyone that says "Hello mush".

Going for a number 2 (attempting to atone for my previous foul language, so bear with me), only for a number 1 to come out first then the following number 2 creating splashback onto ones balloon knot. Grim and irritating stuff that have had to try and counteract with a tissue cushion...

The term "Foodie". Very annoying.

Sorry for bad language, I assumed it automatically got **** out when posting.

People now using mobile phones like walkie talkies. Myself and the rest of the general public don't want to hear how much weight you've lost. It still isn't nearly enough. ?

People now putting "Super" before an adjective. "It was super tasty!". [Poor language removed] off, you super [Poor language removed]!!!

Will be after 2 spares for Villa at home in January if anyone can oblige?

Everton play football like elderly people hump.

It's so bleak looking at available squad on paper, but have to try and be positive somehow. Just show some fookin desire and try and get up em. Try and stop the rot somehow. But I will still be drinking heavily to cope.

Blerts who start talking to you from neighbouring urinal when you are mid-slash. I have my dong in my hand pal, are you trying to instigate foreplay? Thought not, so kindly leave me alone.

People that answer a question with "100%" . That's not an answer, you [Poor language removed]!

Very apt.

Another abysmal, abysmal 45mins. At least I have this pic of someone's Halloween outfit from yesterday to cheer me up:

Taking them to their first game home v Spurs. Hopefully not a shower of sh*te performance to put em off for life.

Christ, and have used before. Been a long fookin day and didnt think of that. Cheers tho.