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*Dyche wipes down both sides of his nose and then his brow*

Commentators on my stream talking about Dyche making the players train "without having anything to protect them from the elements". Literal, naked training.

He might be the only actual proper footballer we have.

We are in midst of the perfect storm at the moment. Uncertainty over the ownership and leadership, a tactically inept manager who can't inspire or motivate the players, poor quality players who are low on confidence, poor form and no money. Add in the prospect of another points deduction and...

I never got the early hype for Garner, looks like a few others are realising he's a bit of a nothing player, just a body in the middle of the pitch who makes up the numbers. Time to try something else and give Gomes another chance? 😬

Garner’s corner hits the first man. We get to retake it. He hits the first man again. West Ham run down the field and score. This is Everton.

Jack Harrison is crap.

Can anyone explain how we can be punished twice in the same season? I understand we might have broken the rules twice - but years apart. Why aren't the punishments handed down years apart too? If they are done in the same season, we are suffer a cumulative effect and it worsens our league position.

Harrison, Onana, DCL, all absolutely useless.

I’m looking for 2 tickets for the Forest away game, would be dead grateful - it’d make me popular dad too…

If Beto played for someone else it’d be hilarious.

Do you get the feeling they’re looking for reasons to disallow this?

Buy what about 777? (Boom, tish, etc.)

Onana is not very good. He’s massively overrated around here.

xG is 0.13!

We’d have to get into their box first!

One assist in his Everton career so far.

Massive shame we didn’t manage to sign Harry Kane eh?

We need a clinical finisher, a goal scorer. We have needed one for ages. Everyone knows. And we still haven’t got one.

He’s taking the mickey, of course, but it’s totally the wrong attitude considering the position we’re in and the fan’s concerns.