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Pretty sure CK wouldn't be hanging out with a promiscuous homosexual refugee from Zanzibar with the aids virus either. Also why is Boris Johnson watching behind?

I'm surprised Coleman didn't say etoo for Chelsea inter Milan seeing as he played for both literally before joining everton. ...the ending is the best though 😄

My Mayor ffs

When has he ever done that ffs

"You must be at your best level to beat Everton"

That or he's on night duty with his new kid

Tim Sherward just said "lovely football from Everton" you won't hear that often

Also what happens when road kill is on the roundabout, as I saw a dead hedgehog on one. Do they quickly try and clean it to make sure it's respected? Or do they leave because, you know, it's just a roundabout and maybe there's another agenda at hand 🤔

I live round in a similar area, I'd have more sympathy with them if it weren't for them voting in that lettuce 2.0 Andrea Jenkyns. Not one talking about those real issues you mentioned, it's still stop the boats, hotels etc, and I'd hazard a guess that there exactly 0 hotels for them to actually...

The moment any team has a bit of possession or pressure, we revert to panic mode regardless of the quality of the opposition, it's embarrassing

Pickford just single handedly saved my week after Haaland as captain did bugger all

Booing was immense

1st world problems i know

Anyone else notice that they mentioned if Dowman scores he'll be the top flights youngest goal scorer, then mention Jason Dozell, and for the first time ever don't mention the Premier Leagues youngest. Always only ever mention premier league records but just seem to forget this one don't they?

Is this in response to my post in the drunk thread booing a dance at a wedding?

P.s You'll be all glad to know that during the mother son dance (yes that's a custom) I rightly started booing because they danced to that RS dirge

At least I got a good review

Small drunken mishap tale. Earlier this month I travelled to California for a mates wedding and got an airbnb in a picturesque cul-de-sac which looked reminiscent of a soup opera or desperate house wives. Anyway, after helping out with the ceremony including helping set up a PA system, I got...

3 Seasons ago I was older than the whole squad. Ashley Young arrived and then I wasn't Now he's gone I'm older again

Holy Trinity coming on