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Apparently had we scored a winner the whole team would have performed the "I cant dance" routine by Genesis.

Setanta commentators were devastated when we scored, wtf! Im made up though, we deserved a draw

VDM on for Hibbert Gosling on for Osman Just go for it!!

Yet again the ref cheats us...blatant clip of the legs for a penalty on anichebe

We were 10th in average attendance for the whole of last season, and 9th since Premiership began

Didnt we buy Bakayoko because he was highly rated on Champ Man?

Everyone knows we dont use scouts, we just use Football Manager

If we wait till the end of October we can get Joe Kinnear, happy days

AJ wouldnt have done anything tonight with that service from midfield

i think they were all terrible except Nevill, Cahill and Yakubu...who were all atrocious Why play Neville and Cahill in centre midfield when neither of them can play a pass, track a man or tackle?

I wish he would stop telling everyone he used to be a blue...no one even cares! I kinda wish he had come to us as a kid, only cos we could have f*cked him up like Michael Ball, Jeffers, Cadamarteri etc etc

When we lost to Fiorentina Howard looked like a midget in the goal compared to thier keeper (Frey?) Get Castillo in there to block them with his thighs

I think its a banker that Moyes is gonna leave "I always saw Newcastle as a step up from Everton, better fans, the best owner in the country and plenty of hot geordie birds everywhere. Plus i have always had an infatuation with Alan Smith so why would i say no?!"

He definately didnt look a 9/10 for pace against portsmouth, reminded me a bit of McFadden and his turbo efforts! Its going to be quite difficult for the lad to perform whilst constantly referred to as the "new Rooney" though, hopefully he will get some more reserve games under his belt and...

Im more worried that he went to see sex and the city with "some of the lads"

Club captain = Regular Pre-Season interviews I dont really see a problem, you would complain if he didnt have a good thing to say about the club

big enuf for you, but im busy with Phil Neville, he is much better in bed and at football

HalewoodBlue, do you have a small penis?

--------------Howard---------------- ------Yobo--Jagielka--Lescott------ Neville Baines ---Arteta----New DM----Pienaar--- Cahill Yakubu Subs: Reserve GK Hibbert Vaughan Fernandes Osman...

I know this is probably a good dilemma to have, but what would your preferred back 4 be for the new season? I like Baines, and feel that he deserves his chance but i cant see Moyes ever dropping Yobo or Lescott, and Jagielka had a very good season considering his dodgy start. Do we drop...