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    2020/21 Carlo Ancelotti

    Why is everyone jumping on the turn of phrase used by a non-native speaker of English. If you did a literal translation of the phrase into Italian you could choose between two words ‘toccare’ which means to touch or to reach. He probably meant ‘reach’.
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    2019/20 Leighton Baines.

    Vostè ets una broma, Barça es mes que un club
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    Stress Test

    18. On the cusp of bothered.
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    Sleeping problems - help needed!

    This will sound ****e but I used to have real trouble sleeping. What worked for me was putting my feet in iced water until they go numb. Then dry em off an get into bed. All the blood rushes to your feet to warm up and you drop off nicely.
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    Randon Footballer Panini Stcker quiz

    a measly 4 out of 10...should have spent more time in the 80's.
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    The Undateables

    Yeah me too
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    The Undateables

    You should have heard the f*cking rubbish the producer was spouting about the importance of giving an independent voice to the disabled. He even said that it was the most important hidden issue today. I told him that I didn't think it was anywhere near being that important and it's my job. These...
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    The Undateables

    I work for a disability service and was contacted by the producers to put forward people for a new documentary on Channel 4. Asked what it was going to be called and when they told me I told them to F off. Another great documentary like Big Fat Gypsy Wedding etc...
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    who should be our transfer targets???

    Not Vlaar ffs
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    What is the Nearest sport ground to you

    Club Postcode Ticket Office 2.3 miles Football PR Arsenal Football Club N5 1BU 0844 277 3625 2.5 miles Cricket D2 Middlesex CCC NW8 8QN 020 7432 1000 3.0 miles Cricket D2 Surrey CCC SE11 5SS 0844 847 9866 3.9 miles Football CH Millwall Football Club SE16 3LN 0207 231 9999 4.5 miles Football...
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    Well then...

    Wilkommen and also bienvenue
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    How are you?

    Worryingly happy
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    Not Safe For Work! Urban Myths/Legends

    I couldn't afford rubber. Mine's Blu tac.
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    Leighton Baines - Boyhood Red?

    I am a Baines fan. I have a humongous man-crush on the lad. Best thing since someone first toasted sliced bread.
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    Players Who Didn't Quite Make It?

    Bilyaletdinov. I hoped against all available evidence that one day he'd just suddenly turn boss. He scored some crackers as well which made it worse that the rest of the time he looked utterly baffled.
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    Lee Mason.

    He looks like a dry, custardless pudding.
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    New signing - bigtime lurker

    Afternoon Blues! Been lurking for some time now and finally taken the plunge. Pineapple is a no-no. COYB!
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