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The city will be overrun with headbands and short socks. For that reason, I’m out

We might be the only team ever to go on an overseas preseason tour and actually lose fans

Rangers must still be laughing their balls off we paid £15 odd million for Patterson

McNeal looks uncomfortable anywhere he plays. He just spins about on his left foot like he’s caught on a roundabout and can’t get off

Is Barry on the bench?

I think that’s his problem right there mate, he hasn’t played a ton. He should have by this age. Either through injury or managers just not fancying him he hasn't played enough which is critical at this point in his development. I think we have to make a decision now, if he isn’t going to play...

Any rice that’s available I’ll have, I think I was born on the wrong continent. 100% I’m a rice over any other carb man. Well better than spuds, pasta or bread. Obviously you’ve got your classics like Jambalaya, Paella, fried rice, biriyani, sticky; coconut. Special shout outs for Nasi...

Bad mongrel you, prawns from a chippy are absolutely gross. They smell like they’ve been left in somebody’s car boot for a week. It’s a universal truth of every prawn I’ve ever had from a chippy

It could be worse, we could be the horse punchers getting beat 4-0 by Celtic

I’ll never yuk another man’s yum pal, it’s 2025 live your life in whatever fashion makes you happy. Be true to yourself x

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/everton-transfer-news-james-macatee-b2791681.html This article alone could see a dramatic drop in foot traffic to Porn Hub this Friday evening amongst blues

I’ve never seen him play, I’ve watched 1 YouTube video on him and spoke to one guy in my office who’s big into La Laga who gave a glowing report on him but if we don’t sign Kubo I’ll never forgive Everton

This won’t be a popular opinion on here but for the right price and on the assumption he isn’t being bought in as THE starting right mid I honestly wouldn’t hate this deal. He isn’t good enough to start every week we know that but if we brought in a first choice right sided player and his...

He could eat an apple through a fence I’ll give him that

Happy Birthday pal (and Joey’s lad) hope you both have a boss day 🍻

To be fair under Dyche our attack played like Daniel San when he goes to the Halloween party

“Rule number one. A man can't stand. He can't fight” Apparently he’s been brought in to coach the defence

Michael Keaton looking really well

I hope so mate