When I shave the sink generally is covered in hair. Haven't shaved since last year though so we're ok.
I also have the ability to leave everything i touch out of it's place.
I've been growing mine for about a month. Nicely lined up as I work in an office. Made the discovery that I have a smidge of ginger in my beard. It is horrifying. I'm supposed to be an Arab FFS.
If I was an expert on bumming football managers, Which I am, I'd know you gotta play hard to get. Take bumming off the table then ease it back on. *taps nose*