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What on earth do yous do in your sleep for that to happen?

Hope you've lost weight, you fat lump.

So am I!

Probably flew.

Think I've got sciatica. Walking is exceptionally painful right now.

I'm sorry, what?

Try forcing it next time. ;)

Your face to sit on?

People whistling loudly in public/work. Silence, you insufferable cretin.

When you've got 14 days to cancel something and you ring up on day 15. When there's no hot water. Neither of these are minor in my opinion and I'm about to lose it.

I'd just like to reaffirm the Welsh.

A literary classic.

Left the flat for work at 8am on Friday and just got back in. Colleague's leaving do and ended up in Egg at Kings Cross dancing until 7:30am...another shift at work finished straight after and I'm going to bed. Goosed. Night, lids.

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Kopite.

Our cleaners took my [Poor language removed] shoes. Leaves the water bottle though.

Fella next to me at Goodison missed the first few of our games because he went to the Tranmere ones. I missed the Boro game and he asked me where I'd been. Was outraged. lol

They look like orthopaedic shoes. Get them in the sea.

Dogs.

Racist.