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84th minute with the 4th official: "How much stoppage time are we looking at?" "About 5" "Everton have just equalised" "We'll round it up to 10"

So who scores the own goal?

Does anyone know if he's tried writing 'Plan A' in different colours and fonts on the tactics board?

If it wasn't for those slumped shoulders, tearful eyes, and general sense of nihilism we'd have probably played Isak onside.

Will VAR be in the MotM poll?

Troy Deeney at the moment.

Our attackers create nothing while our defenders always look to have a goal in them, I recommend upside-down football.

There was a bloke in our street when we were kids where, if a ball went in his garden it was gone, the rumours were he had a gun, and genuinely less football died there than at Ashley Young's feet.

Dyche may as well just wear a T-Shirt with 'Pinch One At a Set-Piece' written on it. I don't blame him but this 45 has made me reminisce fondly on my root-canal surgery.

Young playing like it's still his debut against Old Etonions at the opening of their 4th college.

1 v 3 should give you the advantage due to numbers elsewhere but it's worthless if you can't pass the ball and move it about

The pitch is definitely above League 1 standard, I'm not sure much else is.

Get Baines off the bench!!!

Did well to roll him

That's a peach of a cross utterly wasted.

This midfield is just an Elephant's graveyard.

Myko has only been called £100m by people trying to do a Brewster's Millions deal. Our passing gives us nothing to cheer.

Unreal, absolutely unreal.

Every time I think I've seen it all with this team they manage to come up with something new.

The PL will enforce their rules on our spending in the 1893 window