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Smells fishy to me

U expected us to compete this coming season? It's gonna take a good few years of steady progression to get anywhere near them

Didn't he have a pic of his own face on his car bonnet?

He knows about my lack of sex life?

I check in here every half hour for transfer gossip. I have no time to wine and dine my wife with the hope of a bit of romance after . To be fair, she married a muscular 30 year old who's now fat, bald and 46, I get the impression she'd rather me be on my phone than be on her.

Good luck to him

See u on the Morrisons car park?

It's laugh or cry regarding how he's dumbed down American politics. I laugh but then a little bit of crying when I think he's actually serious

I won't be in a flap(s) if we don't get him

That Gordon's lad?

More Jimmy Saville?

Just spat coffee over the kitchen table.

Lovely cold can of Cruzcampo to accompany my scrambled eggs for tea

Peep show It's always sunny in philadelphia The league

Lad, you worked at the ciggy counter in Huyton Asda

Camden stout. Enjoyed several pints of it last night. A worthy contender to Guinness in my opinion

I make of that you like to repeat 15 year old jokes in the vane hope they are still mildly amusing

That's utter nonsense mate, they are too sexy for the shirt

File under the same rumour as Kyle Walker

Am loving these under the radar signings (and laughing my genitals off at the outrage on Kyle Walker that was never gonna happen). What is Tete like? Fast? Overlaps? Good cross? I'd like to see Patterson go the Championship on loan..give him a season there before making a final decision