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1st day at Uni. Her dad told her when he dropped her off in the morning to speak to the first person she met, which luckily enough was me. Proposed the day we graduated, been married 13 years this year.

*Lurks menacingly* Rumbled. Sake.

Probably worth checking your bookmaker's rules - quite a few settle stages & match-ups on the official result.

Their vocabulary is somewhat limited if they're kept upon a bust of pallas though

Paper cuts on the fingers, in the exact spot where you'd pick bags up or hold a knife & fork.

Yeah, that's where I grew up - used to be a Stafford branch of the supporters club

I live & work in Stoke. Lots of Toffees here, so not all bad.

Wasps are bells. This is a well known fact.

Bruce Forsyth Almighty

The Magnificent Seven Dwarfs Delayed 3.10 to Yuma

Sex Toy Story The Matrix Reloaded

I was most puzzled when a film was described to me recently as 'dank' - until I was told that this actually meant good (rather than cold, wet and smelling like the inside of a disused cave). I think I'm too old for all this.

Somehow only just got round to reading this - really good piece @catcherintherye

Mate of mine refers to him as 'Yewtree 2034'

Wooling it up in Staffordshire. It has its positives (oatcakes) and its negatives (Hanley duck).

So much this - the bang average, obvious wind-up. Essentially a B&M Robbie Savage.

Couldn't agree more. Chuckled more than I should have done at 'moon howler' too.

Read through this thread for the first time today. Tbh, this is what I imagine when people talk about the old classics that happened before I lurked/posted on here. Wonderful.

If you're unsure of how to do something - ask. People would sooner help you to do something once than discover it's been done wrong further down the line. Own up if you make a mistake. Get along with people, but try to be aware that there are plenty there who will sell you out as soon as look...

Real Bigstand and the whole Pardew bit almost made being in work bearable. Almost.