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We're more likely to get something out of the derby than either Forest or Luton

Ashley Young's match stats are hilarious

After he leaves Everton he could become a binman for all I care Arsed about ex-players

"We've got a chance tonight, they're crap at the back, low on confidence, injury ravaged, nothing really to play for" Chelsea 6 - Everton 0

To be fair it was a bit windy

Worst result since the 0-7 to Arsenal?

What is wrong with this club? Seriously

Overlay it with 'Drive' by The Cars "Who's gonna buy your club, tonight?"

Is the window still open for us to just fold as a football club?

When's the 3rd breach due?

Lisbon at 8?

Glad that it's all sorted out Now get on with your actual jobs

Don't forget that time we ruined the transfer window as well

Monday night? FFS

Never felt so fed up after a win before

Luton won Doesn't mean that much really

Just win No excuses today

Going to be a weird team

"We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he to-day that sheds his blood with me Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile, This day shall gentle his condition: And gentlemen in England now wet the bed Shall think themselves accursed they were not here, And hold their manhoods cheap whiles...

I can't see it - I know just how garbage we are But basically, this thing is in our own hands It's about time the professionals at Everton Football Club starting doing the jobs they get paid for