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Is it bred out of Everton players that they are not allowed to shoot during open play if they are outside of the box.?? Who was the last player in blue who would regularly have a shot if the chance came along. Bruce Rioch!!

I know its only a little thing, but why do linesmen (Sorry, assisant referees) insist upon looking down on the ball when there is a corner just to make sure that its in the quadrant. If its so bloody important, then why dont they run across the park to do their stupid check when the corner is on...

So Moyse thinks that we could get into Europe does he. ?? Only if he gets in touch with Brendan and gets the whols team on "Coach Trip"

The French have stated that if Libya does not take part in an orderly transition to democracy they would consider military action. In response Colonel Gadaffi rolled over, farted and fell back asleep.

I can't believe that anybody thought that England could beat Ireland in cricket; haven't they seen the Magners advert?

"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me?" said my late wife.

It makes you wish for the good old days of Gordon Lee and Mike Walker. 10 years of absolute dross. We are in the same position now as we were on the day he took over. In the name of God, Go.

I've found faking an orgasm can make the experience just as uncomfortable for the prostate examiner.

latest news from the middle east..5000 egyptian troops have entered Jordan. She says she's a bit sore but coping with the pain...

Brian Labone once said Everton were an unlucky club. For example, we won the First Divison in 1915, then World War One stopped us winning it again. We won the First Division in 1939, and this time World War Two stopped us. We had a great player called Bobby Collins, we sold him to Leeds and...

If we were sold this summer to some multi millionair, EFC are not lucky enough to get a billionaire, And the transfer kitty was £100 million. Would you trust it to David Moyes, or would you prefer a new manager with new ideas. ??