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What other lies did you get told as a kid?

About to drag myself up the stairs, just wanted to wish you all a Happy New Year. No goldfish involved and even if there was who cares

Not a Chinese or a curry but when you get a chippy. Torn between a sausage dinner and fish chips and peas for tomorrow. I'm drunk and want a chippy. None are open near here but I can get a Pizza, Kebab or Lucy From Latvia.

And other crustaceans. I've always been fascinated with them, mainly crab and lobster because of the taste. A friend of mine invited me around for Crabs once, back in around 2001. We haven't spoken since.

It's Christmas, instead of slagging people off we should be joyous and aroused. I'll start

I pop down the food bank a couple of times a month with a bag or two of shopping, always happy to help someone with lifting etc, I let people use my club-card if they've forgot theirs and I'm in the queue, Often pop change into a collection tin if I use cash at the till, pass the fella that sits...

RIP Shane. I can't believe we haven't already got a thread on this. Once said the best thing about Liverpool is Everton.

@chicoazul You want some?

What's your go to? I'm usually a bacon butty then wait for a Chinese with snacks in between kind of bloke but today I've gone a bit rogue. Ordered a maccies as soon as I woke up (The new Philly burger, a mcchicken sandwich and a double bacon cheeseburger) which turned up cold from the queens...

Had a heavy one last night in the local for one of the fellas birthdays. Today I've eaten cockles, discos and some curry super noodles. Wanted a Chinese for tea but she had one last night so I ended up getting a doner kebab from Frankiez so she could get a burger. I think kebab might be the...

I'll start with two. Carrie from Homeland Amanda Knox

DAY DRINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What are you drinking?

Not even thinking about football. Just me, Jesus and a load of ale. DAY DRINKING!!!! Sound like a bad swill ed don't I, if it's any consolation, it's been a heavy week.

No not "The Blind" I've got nothing against them or their dog's I mean actual blinds. Heavy handed Miss Walker has destroyed the upstairs bedroom blinds to the point I caught her using sellotape to mend one at the top. I've decided it's time for a change and I want them wooden ones that are...