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  1. Kenyon

    Question Moderators

    I have a friend who coaches an Everton youth soccer team in Uganda. They are called Everton but aren't officially associated. They are in constant need of equipment and shoes and school supplies. Is it okay if I post their gofundme somewhere here? Thanks, and if not I understand
  2. Kenyon

    Quickie Match Report

    Under a sky-gray heaven surrounded by stands of people wrapped in dreary colours the focus was on the Christmas-colored players on a verdant field of green to decide the meaning of nothingness. Sean Dyche furiously scribbled on a pad: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy" and those first...
  3. Kenyon

    Ten Minute Match Report

    Fulham began this match like ants in your kitchen after their lookout finds you have gone on holiday to the beach. Everton, like they were still adjusting to the yellow ball. The commentator said the same lineup was together again and why not? Well because they don't play like they are jelling...
  4. Kenyon

    Ten Minute Match Report

    Well this match had everything I hate about Everton: Ashley Young, Michael Keene, Derick Calvin Mohamad (that beard isn't fooling anybody, Chubby Face) Jack Harrison, and Michael Oliver. It had penalty kerfuffles, soft yellows...and oh by the way, did we really, really buy (rocket upper right...
  5. Kenyon

    Five Minute Match Report (Five Minutes Being How Long it Will be Up)

    Can love, once lost, fire up again? Can a manager, once dead, come back to life before being killed off for good? Are Dwight McNeil and DCL cutting each others' hair? If so, why won't McNeil share goal scoring tips with him? DCL was Palace's talisman today, killing off chances each time he got...
  6. Kenyon

    Dumb Question

    Is the Brighton Match Preview something that still needs to be up on the front home page or can we move on to some match reports or something? Thanks and please
  7. Kenyon

    all the new players

    Can someone give some judgement on them, including the starters? I don't think ANY of them looked very good and lost track. #8? And #10 seemed extremely unimpressive and he was one of our big hopes Thoughts?
  8. Kenyon

    Richarlson

    This thread reserved for him since he'll probably be our again before the week's out
  9. Kenyon

    In 1996

    You could have gone on vacation at the start of the season, saying, "I won't miss anything." then your car breaks down and it takes three weeks to get it repaired before you get to the airport, then you get to the airport and your flight has been cancelled until two more weeks then you get to...
  10. Kenyon

    Dear David Moyes

    Just a note to let you know that you have another right back available. Some fella named Lars. Maybe you forgot you signed him but the guy keeps showing up on the subs bench. Maybe at some point you could put him in at right back so you don't have to play jagielka out of position. Then...
  11. Kenyon

    Time for moyes to make another video

    With these crap-kickers from lancashire coming up moyes needs to, A. Make two videos B. Start having a friendly chat with the refs before the matches. First, a video showing all the leg breaking tackles being perpertrated on a very small and already injured squad that don't get result in...
  12. Kenyon

    My "player value"

    Oh, Yeahhhh babyyy! I'm at five K now! That's right, honey. You want some of THIS you gonna have to PAY!!!
  13. Kenyon

    Ossie and our play against west brom

    It is not a coincidance that a midfield that featured neville and fellaini in the middle we struggled and only began to play some attractive football after osman was brought into the CENTRE midfield. And I didn't see him bullied off the ball, by the way. He played almost as though he was on...
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