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With Christmas coming thick and fast, And this year having been such a blast, I thought you might like, Some words in the mic, From a ghost of this forum's past But before this year in review, Let me offer my sympathies to, The millions that died, From what @Kenshin described As no more than a...

Can you hear Christmas carols being sung? Is your tree up, your mistletoe hung? Then sit back, be charmed, And don't be alarmed, That I lick my own arse with this tongue For I hear distant bells that are callin', Saint Pete shouting "who let Saint Paul in?" Across heavenly seas, A queue of...

Greetings, friends and fellow posters, Put a slice of white bread in your toasters, I hope you'll be grinning At the ends, middles, beginnings Like Chico's mar when you spit-roast her Though there hasn't been reason for cheer, We become Wigan with each passing year, The Wankdorf makes noise...

Hello there, I thought it quite vain to create a thread here just to explain How I came to be born in a large field of corn after Robert Frost shagged a Great Dane