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  1. Groucho

    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    So we couldn’t do any business at all until 1st July, and we’ve since sold the Women’s team to ourselves to raise funds, signed Alcaraz, Barry, Aznou and Travers while it’s still July, with more to come? I’m not getting the angst, really. If you’re still panicking, get a grip.
  2. Groucho

    Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

    Very possibly, or the competition will benefit both us and him.
  3. Groucho

    Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

    Again, a misunderstanding. The initial point was in response to things having been supposedly imminent for a fortnight when in actual fact it just seems that way because of news aggregators basically spamming everyone constantly.
  4. Groucho

    Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

    I think you misunderstand my point. If a load of news aggregating accounts decide on their own a initiative to announce we’ve signed him or things are imminent, when in fact things aren’t as far along as they claim, that is not the fault of Everton Football Club.
  5. Groucho

    Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

    It’s because you read “imminent” from twenty seven different accounts, all drawing from the one source and eachother. It seems longer than it actually is. That’s not the fault of the club.
  6. Groucho

    Replace A Word In A Film Title With ‘Undies’

    All Undies Great And Small
  7. Groucho

    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    I’ve got varifocals now, I can see through walls.
  8. Groucho

    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    That’s Martin’s Bank building lower right with the green roof. Exchange Flags/Water Street.
  9. Groucho

    Transfer Rumour Malick Fofana

    Yeah I’d not waste time
  10. Groucho

    Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

    That’s the Crowne Plaza
  11. Groucho

    Transfer Rumour Jack Grealish

    Can I come and watch this fight?
  12. Groucho

    Transfer Guru Nick Hammond - is he all that?

    I mean, we’ve just watched Jack Harrison for two years and they’re moaning about Jack Grealish.
  13. Groucho

    Transfer Guru Nick Hammond - is he all that?

    It’s far too early to judge, innit?
  14. Groucho

    Transfer Rumour Jack Grealish

    Because some people like to moan. They’re only happy when the club are signing the players they have on their electronic device at home.
  15. Groucho

    Transfer Guru Nick Hammond - is he all that?

    Quite a few do not have this skill in their armoury.
  16. Groucho

    Confirmed Signing Adam Aznou

  17. Groucho

    Summer Transfer Window 2025 Thread

    This really. I’m sure the club are trying.
  18. Groucho

    The Dead Thread

    Gutted. I’ll be poisoning pigeons in the park in tribute later.
  19. Groucho

    Replace A Word In A Film Title With ‘Undies’

    No Undies For Old Men The Devil Wears Indies Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Undies G’wed
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